On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Found the puke drawer
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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