brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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