Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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