And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
