heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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