What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He? As in you personified your dick?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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