I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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