the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
When are your genitals available?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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