I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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