Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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