who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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