letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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