Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm sobbing to NWA
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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