am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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