I didn't shave. On purpose
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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