Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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