I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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