Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
i out mim tonsoeep
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