I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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