Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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