I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.