I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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