Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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