He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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