we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
