i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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