Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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