Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
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Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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