Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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