I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Floor bacon is actually really good
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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