still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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