Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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