i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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