absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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