I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
