quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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