Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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