Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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