Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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