i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
