nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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