all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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