On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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