I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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