the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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