the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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