Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu

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(646): View more from New York

maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.

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(913): View more from Kansas

When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.

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(330): View more from Ohio

This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.

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(989): View more from Michigan

saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?

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