so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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