She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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