Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
