How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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