Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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