Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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