Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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